Cancellations Are On A Roll

Jul. 12th, 2025 05:00 am
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Customer: "Hiiii… you're going to hate me."
Me: "How can I help?"
Customer: "Sorry, we ordered too much food. Can you cancel the baked lobster roll?"
The one that is ALREADY IN THE OVEN.

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Me: "We don’t do comped meals for exposure. But you’re absolutely welcome to review us if you’re dining as a regular guest."
Customer: "Wow. You’d rather miss out on thousands of eyes than give away one lunch?"

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This Task Became A Paper Chase

Jul. 12th, 2025 12:00 am
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Tech Support: "If the printer asks for paper, please add paper. This is not something you should submit a ticket for. This is something you can do yourself."
Me: "Thank you for the response. The paper tray is filled to the brim. It still asks for paper when scanning."
Tech Support: "Please add paper to the max line."
Me: "Paper present. Still does not scan."

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A customer has been walked through a high-end custom kitchen setup. Top-line appliances, imported finishes, marble worktops, brass fittings, the works. We sit down to go through the itemised quote. As expected, it’s not cheap.
Customer: "I’m sorry, this can’t be right. This is the price with installation?"

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Marketing Is Not Their Calling

Jul. 11th, 2025 10:00 pm
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Owner: "Fairs and expos abroad would cost too much for us to be present, between shipping materials and people there. I have a better idea: take the Yellow Pages for the biggest city and give a phone call to all plumbers you find in there and offer them our products."

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Locked But Not Locked Down

Jul. 11th, 2025 09:30 pm
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This one time, though, our dispatch operators forwarded a call by a citizen asking for said footage, because when she came back to her car, she noticed someone had rummaged around in it.

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There’s A Latte To Unpack Here…

Jul. 11th, 2025 09:00 pm
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A customer walks in, talking loudly on her phone, and doesn't pause the call while ordering.
Customer: *Into phone.* "Hang on, I need to get my coffee, yes, that one, the one they always mess up."

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Jul. 11th, 2025 06:05 pm
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(I’m the receptionist of a secondary school, the school is having a few days where the topic of sexual health is being taught to kids whose family have given permission and the Sixth Form students, 16-18, are getting a workshop. As one could imagine, condoms are being handed out to those who are of consenting […]

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Despite it being a hot day, I choose a hot drink because I always get a hiccup from cold drinks, and it's embarrassing. When I enter the shop, the drink is already waiting for me in the pickup area. However, I ordered a hot drink, and this one clearly has ice cubes floating in it. I flag down one of the baristas.

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Just Give Him A Sharpie And A Mirror

Jul. 11th, 2025 05:45 pm
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A guy walks into the tattoo parlor. I’m prepping for my next appointment when he marches up to the counter.
Customer: "Yeah, I want a big eagle, full back. But I need it done by tonight. I got a pool party tomorrow and I want people to see it."

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Coasting Through Parenting

Jul. 11th, 2025 05:00 pm
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Me: "Sorry, bud. You’re real close, but not quite tall enough yet."
The kid looks disappointed but doesn’t argue. His dad, however, rolls his eyes and scoffs.
Dad: "Oh, come on, he’s fine. You’re really gonna ruin our day over an inch?"
Me: "It’s not about ruining anyone’s day, sir. It’s about safety."

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Follow Friday 7-11-25

Jul. 11th, 2025 12:29 pm
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Here's the plan: every Friday, let's recommend some people and/or communities to follow on Dreamwidth. That's it. No complicated rules, no "pass this on to 7.328 friends or your cat will die".

Well, At Least He Was Efficient?

Jul. 11th, 2025 04:00 pm
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Manager: “Hey, I just saw next week's schedule and [New Hire] isn't on it. Why isn't he on shift?"
Supervisor: "He’s not with us anymore. Let him go this morning."
Manager: "Already? It’s been, what, four days?"
Supervisor: "Four. Long. Days."

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She Keeps Misplacing That Apology

Jul. 11th, 2025 03:30 pm
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Wife: "Where are my car keys?"
Me: "I don't know, don't you usually keep them in your handbag?"
Wife: "I do, but they aren't there. You must have moved them."
Knowing full well I hadn't done so, I sighed internally, knowing this was going to be one of those conversations.

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Next Time Stick To Actual Pizza

Jul. 11th, 2025 03:00 pm
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I work at a ski resort as an instructor as well as a floater in the resort itself (reception, equipment rental, etc.). I'm finally on lunch when a coworker comes in to find me.
Coworker: "I need you to cover for me."
Me: "I literally just sat down for lunch."
Coworker: "I know and I'm sorry, but some idiot went on a black diamond slope when he's a beginner."

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My cousin and her family are over for the weekend. It’s been about fifteen minutes.
Her youngest has already used three couch cushions to build a fort, dumped out an entire basket of laundry for “carpet snow,” and is currently chasing our cat with a salad fork.
Her middle child runs by naked from the waist down, holding what I hope is chocolate and yelling, "I’M A LAND OTTER!"

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Frankensoda And The Monster

Jul. 11th, 2025 01:30 pm
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Woman: "—Why did you take the last of it? Other people want it too, you know!"
Me: *A little taken aback.* "I didn't know it was going to run out."
Woman: "It's just so rude to take the last of the soda. Why would you do that?!"

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Jul. 11th, 2025 12:45 pm
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(I have recently written a story for a creative writing class about a river town that engages in human sacrifice to keep the river from destroying the town. My mom does not normally like horror but has become surprisingly invested in the story. My parents also have a cabin in a small town on this […]

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This Kid Is Toying With The Law

Jul. 11th, 2025 11:00 am
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A kid, maybe seven or eight, comes in with his dad. The kid won't stop begging for toys after being told no, which isn't uncommon, but is particularly petulant. When I hear a product hit the ground, I go to check it out.

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Taxing Taxiing, Part 11

Jul. 11th, 2025 09:00 am
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Customer: "Yeah, I’ve been standing at the taxi rank outside the central train station for fifteen minutes. Where are your cabs?! I had to Google you guys!"
Me: "Did you call ahead to book one?"
Customer: "No. Why should I?"

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A Froyo-No-No

Jul. 11th, 2025 07:00 am
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I work at a self-serve frozen yogurt place. A customer approaches the weighing station with a mountain of frozen yogurt and what looks like half the gummy bear population.
Me: "All set?"
Customer: "Not yet. I haven’t added any toppings."

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Giving Mom An Art Attack

Jul. 11th, 2025 03:00 am
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Mom: "Nobody warned us there would be nudity in the artwork!"
Me: "Well, many of the pieces are from the Renaissance. It was fairly common for the time—"
Mom: "That’s disgusting. I brought them to this f****** country for culture, not… filth!"

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A Very Rushed Produce-tion

Jul. 11th, 2025 01:00 am
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Customer: "This stupid thing won’t scan. I’ve been trying for five minutes!"
Me: "That’s because it’s loose produce, sir. You have to look it up on the touchscreen."
Customer: "That’s ridiculous! I don’t have time for this nonsense. Just do it for me!"

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When The Boss Has A Laborious Request

Jul. 11th, 2025 12:00 am
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Martin: "Rachel, I know your leave starts end of next month, but any chance you could push it back a few weeks? We really need all hands on deck for this product launch."
Rachel: *Blinks slowly.* "You want me to reschedule labour?"

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