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notalwaysright_feedRead Doing A Disservice To Service Animals, Part 14
Security: "Is that a service animal?"
Woman: "Yes."
Security: "What tasks is it trained to perform?"
Woman: "It helps my anxiety."
notalwaysright_feedRead Found the Phone, Lost Her Manners
I was working with a newer cashier when a lady came in, looking angry and upset.
Customer: "I lost my phone! I was at his till; check it!"
notalwaysright_feedRead Please Go, You Will Not Be Mist
Customer: "Disgusting! You're doing drugs! Just you wait until I tell your manager about this!"
Me: "I'm just vaping, and I'm off the clock. What I do on my own time is none of your business."
notalwaysright_feedI signed up for an elective course in college that satisfies my social science minor, a sex education lecture only class. At the time such a class was unheard of (this was shortly after God made dirt, long time ago). We made AP wire service news over it. There were 5 films throughout the class […]
notalwaysright_feedRead This Elevator Is Rising In Tension
Woman: "You know what I can’t stand? These Mexicans. They come here, take over everything, can’t even speak English half the time—"
The air in the elevator shifts. You can feel everyone stiffen.
notalwaysright_feedRead Volvo-Oh-No
Me: "Oh my god… that’s my car!"
Police Officer: "Ma’am, are you the owner?"
Me: "Yes, what happened?"
The officer gestures towards the kid, who is sitting dazed with an oxygen mask.
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Customer: "I want a lamb burger, no bun, without salad, with a salad on the side."
Cashier: "So, the salad from the burger on the side or one of the other salads?"
Customer: "No, no salad."
notalwaysright_feedRead Managers Like This Are Why This Keeps Happening!
Customer: "Hey, doesn’t your policy say if something rings up wrong, it’s free?"
Me: "That’s only if you actually pay the wrong price. I fixed it before you paid, so the policy doesn’t apply."
Customer: "It rang up wrong! I want it for free!"
notalwaysright_feedRead Don’t Run Off, Or Grandpa Will Find You…
My grandparents and I were over for dinner, and my mom mentioned that she may go over and talk to them about NOT starting up at 5 AM and waking everyone up.
My grandpa, whom I've only ever heard talk about books or the stock market and stuff, just pipes in with:
Grandpa: "Or just sneak over and put sawdust in their gas tanks."
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Kid: *Munching on a biscuit.* "Do you have a baby in your belly?"
Me: "No. I'm just a large person."
His face scrunched up a little:
Kid: "I don't get it."
Me: "I don't have a baby in my belly, I'm just fat."
notalwaysright_feedRead When Exact Change Is Very Exacting
Customer: "That’ll be a hundred and one cents for you."
He slides me $100 and a penny. I enter it into the system, and the screen spits out the exact change I need to hand back. Then, just as I’m pulling out the bills, he digs back into his pocket.
Customer: "Oh, wait! I’ve got the rest of the change here somewhere. Let’s make this exact!"
notalwaysright_feedI spent my K-12 years in Christian schools, but chose to get my English degree at a nonreligious college. This means that I end up being the walking reference book for whenever a Biblical reference shows up in our class texts. I’ve just mentioned that the short story we’ve read is similar to the story […]
notalwaysright_feedRead Runaway Success
[Boy] was the exact opposite of what a teacher wants out of a student; he was a disruption and a distraction that could bring the entire classroom to a halt single-handedly. As a teen who was still relatively inexperienced with children, I didn't have a clue how to handle him.
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notalwaysright_feedWe have a small chatroom we use to communicate with our team at work. Our manage just got back after a few days vacation and asked if there was anything important happening while he was gone. coworker 1: “Well I took to the streets to mete out vigilante justice as the hero this town deserves, […]
notalwaysright_feedI have recently been diagnosed with AML and have just gotten home after a 3-week stay in the hospital. While there, NAR kept me entertained when I got tired of watching commercial TV. Most of the nurses and other staff were awesome, but there were a couple of things that happened that made me wonder […]
notalwaysright_feedI found a work in an international company’s newest subsidiary in 2021. The idea was to put everything from the company’s cloud storage into one server. One day, in 2022’s February, we lost connection with the server. Every data, including employment, was there. Everyone paniced, the IT techs got together on a zoom call. Eventually, […]
notalwaysright_feedIt is important to note at the start of this story that: 1) My father used to work in IT departments for various places, including a couple state governments; 2) He does not have dementia, or any other brain problems. This story starts with the router mysteriously deciding that no, in fact, we don’t need […]
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He grabs a twelve-pack and puts it on the counter.
Me: "Can I see your ID, please?"
He hands me his ID, and my friends, this fake ID did literally every single thing wrong.
notalwaysright_feedRead Aisle Be Taking That, Thanks
Before you call me the a**hole, I know. But these people needed to be taught a lesson, and I was just the one to step up.
notalwaysright_feedRead If That’s What You’re Calling Me, Then You Don’t Know Jack
Customer: "There’s nothing you want to do."
Me: "There’s nothing I can do."
At that point, one of my coworkers walks up and asks what’s going on.
Customer: "He doesn’t want to help us!"
Read If That’s What You’re Calling Me, Then You Don’t Know Jack
notalwaysright_feedI’m Australian but spent several years traveling overseas where I met my Spanish husband backpacking. He had heard from other backpackers that Aussies have our own version of English and I have confused him on more then one occasion. We have been living in Australia for a few weeks when this conversation takes place with […]
notalwaysright_feedRead Quick, Check If Today Is Opposite Day!
Coworker: "How bad has it gotten that we think a customer is awesome ONLY because they don’t bite our heads off for the slightest inconvenience?"
notalwaysright_feedRead Table, Toss, Trash
I went and put my full fountain drink on a table and headed to pick up my order from the front. Not thirty seconds later, a customer walks in with her husband. She heads straight to my table, picks up my drink, tosses it out, and then calmly walks back in line to order at the cashier.
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notalwaysright_feedRead They Had Us In The First Half, Not Gonna Lie
I'm driving a bus through a particular part of town known for... The oldest profession. I pull up to a bus stop, and a woman, roughly seventy, in a house dress, is getting on board, when a much younger woman wearing very little walks by.
Old Woman: *Eyeing the younger woman.* "That's TERRIBLE! TERRIBLE! Isn't that TERRIBLE?!"
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